What an overwrought album title, huh? Just who exactly do I think I am - Fall Out Boy?

…looks like I forgot to write blog posts announcing my last couple of singles! Let’s be honest, though: you weren’t relying on blog posts for single awareness (insert Singles Awareness Day joke).

In the near-infinite wisdom I’ve gained over the course of my thirty-seven years of existence, I’ve found that writing and recording songs is an inherently selfish thing to do.

…here we are, loyal listeners: kicking off the release cycle of a brand spankin’ new album with an upbeat single.

It happened. As tends to be the case with our most beloved antiheroes, I’ve…uh, I’ve…lived long enough to see myself become the villain?

Based on my calculations - finger in the air to check to wind, analysis of biometric pressure and unseasonal-but-slightly-dipping humidity quotient - we’ve reached mid-October, which means that Megaturquoise is approximately four months old.

At long last - after months of prelude, three singles, and endless yelling on social media - Megaturquoise is OUT, baby.

ALRIGHT WIRELIGHT-HEADS (is that catchy? I might need to workshop it a bit. Wirelighters?): after a few months of chucking new music at you and talking it about extensively online, we’re finally coming up on the end of this promotional cycle.

You knew it was coming: a blog post about “Mostly Rain”, which is Single #2 of 3 in the lead-up to the release of Megaturquoise.

…is the name of the song I released the other day.

…and you know what? I feel pretty different!

Oh damn, it’s been nine months since my last post - that’s not the way this was supposed to go at all.

If there’s any sort of silver lining to a worldwide pandemic and the sort-of-mandatory-but-also-being-ignored-by-way-too-many-people isolation…

MwahahahahAHAHAHAPPY ALL HALLOWS’ EVE TO YOU, SPOOKY CONSUMER OF MUSICAL BLOG UPDATES!

Okay, so it’s been a minute since my last post, but I haven’t forgot about my mission, which was/is to record and release a big-boy-sized EP during The Year of Our Lord 2019.

Get it? Because it’s, like, a Toy Story quote. You get it.

This is it. You’ve made it to the end of the 2018 Singles Release Extravaganza, and your prize is the last song on that list: “Wyoming.”

I just stuck my head outside, and as far as I can tell from the temperature, browning leaves, and direction the wind is blowing, it's September now, the fourth month of my monthly-song-release project.

August has swooped down upon us like a fiery but also vaguely damp phoenix, and you know what that means, or at least you SHOULD know what that means...wait, what does that mean?

And lo, it hath inflicted a CRATER UPON THE EARTH.