Hi. Hello. First off, allow me to convey my sincerest apologies for being so unacceptably delinquent in my communications.

What an overwrought album title, huh? Just who exactly do I think I am - Fall Out Boy?

…looks like I forgot to write blog posts announcing my last couple of singles! Let’s be honest, though: you weren’t relying on blog posts for single awareness (insert Singles Awareness Day joke).

In the near-infinite wisdom I’ve gained over the course of my thirty-seven years of existence, I’ve found that writing and recording songs is an inherently selfish thing to do.

…here we are, loyal listeners: kicking off the release cycle of a brand spankin’ new album with an upbeat single.

It happened. As tends to be the case with our most beloved antiheroes, I’ve…uh, I’ve…lived long enough to see myself become the villain?